A lady helps her man install a new computer.

A lady helps her man install a new computer.

Once it is completed,

she tells him to select a password,

a word that he'll always remember.

As the computer asks him to enter it,

he looks at his wife and with a macho

gesture and a wink in his eye, he selects

a word but he is annoyed with her reaction,

when he selects: penis.

As he hits "enter", to validate the selection,

his wife collapses with laughter and

rolls on the floor in hysteria

The computer had replied;

TOO SHORT:

ACCESS DENIED!